The only dates i get are updates
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
how do people maintain relationships for 2 years I cant even have a boy look at me for more than 30 seconds
- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
